And so I woke up this morning and saw myself naked. Me. Uncensored, no longer hiding underneath the lies of clothing. I noticed that my 24 {nearing 25} year old body doesn't quite look at cutsie as my 16 hot bod. Saddle bags, cellulite, lumps, and wide hips. Good morning it yelled into my face! Yuk!
So this is why I am putting myself through sheer torture these past two weeks. One hour of cardio a day - no less! 10 minutes uphill on the bike, 25 total minutes of running, and the rest walking at lightning speed at various {agoraphobic heights} for the rest! Um, this better pay off...quick!
My best friend, also know as apple ipod gets me though it. It's my ultimate jam!
The infamous playlist....
Barracuda
You Shook Me All Night Long
She's Country
My Humps
Don't Trust Me
Smack That
Boom Boom Pow
So you ask how in the world would those total an hour? Puhleeze, you know I have to hear My Humps and Boom Boom Pow over and over again to make it up those hills!
1 comment:
LoL...Just wait until you have kids and add stretch marks to that image!! Haha! You will feel then just like me!
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